Yep,it is true. I totally suck at this whole wife thing. Lucky for me, my husband loves me anyways, but I really suck. Here is why...
I hate going to the grocery store- I despise that place. I once made the mistake of going by myself at the beginning of the month and I felt like I was in bumper buggies meets roller derby. It was traumatizing. Aside from that, I still hate to go. I hate the whole process. I always forget things. I have putting it in on the conveyor belt. I hate putting them in the car. I hate carrying them in. I hate putting them up. You see, I really hate it.
I hate unloading the dishwasher- I don't mind loading it, I just hate putting everything up.
I hate folding laundry- it is kinda like the dishwasher. I don't mind separating it, washing it, drying it. I hate the folding and putting it up process. BUT, I do love the smell of fresh laundry! (<that's wifely right?!)
I hate dusting- We made the mistake of buying a book shelf that has a million different little squares and rectangles, plus we have a million picture frames, etc. on it and it is a pain in the you know where to dust. Then my OCD makes putting it all back equally painful.
I sometimes like cooking- Here is the thing, my husband has the pallet of a 5 year old...seriously. I do like to cook, but not chicken tenders and pizza all the time. Plus, I usually end up cooking two meals.
I love professional pictures- Ladies, this straight up puts you on the sucky wife list...no man likes have their picture taken a million times in preplanned outfits.
Now, here are the wifely things I love to do:
- vacuum
- drink wine
- taking bubble baths
- shampoo carpet...that is fun. I just don't want to clean the room first.
- shop for home goods
- shop in general
- I am discovering my love for DIY project...but according the the work that sometimes causes my husband that might go on the sucky wife list.
I love T with all my heart...I just totally suck at "wifing" it!